Two Twins make a King

Don’t let the title deceive you.

This book is not about some bizarre ritual in which two somewhat identical – or at least veeeeery similar – people do something that earns a crown at the end. I also don’t want to raise any hopes that this book is about sex.

It’s not. It’s not exactly about the opposite either. But it’s about the alternative bedroom routine.

The one Europeans have been quietly enjoying for decades while Americans lie awake at 3am, sweaty, blanket-less, staring at the ceiling, listening to what sounds like a medium-sized excavator operating at full capacity approximately four inches from their left ear.

If that last sentence made you nod – even a little, even involuntarily, even while trying to be fair to the excavator – this book is for you.

But this book goes beyond just combatting sleep anemia.

It’s a matter of fact that we spend thousands of dollars on supplements, gym memberships, fitness equipment, smart watches, and productivity courses, then proudly get 5 hours of sleep and wonder why everything hurts.

This book is short. It’s funny. And it might change your life.

Or at least your sleep. Which, as it turns out, is roughly the same thing.